Alabama Exit Exam
The following questions are on the Alabama High School exit exam:
- A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
- Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
Redneck Jokes - Page 8
You might be a redneck if… yea we’ve got lots of those but we also have other types of funny redneck jokes. Some old, some new – either way great for a good laugh.
Proper Redneck Ways To Behave While Driving
- Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
Dayvorce
The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
Redneck Computer Jargon
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Redneck Computer
Top 10 Ways to tell if your on a Redneck's Computer...
- 10. The monitor is up on blocks.
- 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
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