Proper Redneck Ways To Behave While Driving
- Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
Redneck Jokes - Page 8
You might be a redneck if… yea we’ve got lots of those but we also have other types of funny redneck jokes. Some old, some new – either way great for a good laugh.
Dayvorce
The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
Redneck Computer Jargon
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Redneck Computer
Top 10 Ways to tell if your on a Redneck's Computer...
- 10. The monitor is up on blocks.
- 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
Redneck Commercials
Picture yourself in the middle of the Boonies with no water. What do you do? You reach in your back pocket and pull out a packet of powdered water. Yes, powdered water. Just add water and your powdered water becomes crystal clear drinking water. Only $29.95. Makes a great gift.
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