Redneck Jokes - Page 7

You might be a redneck if… yea we’ve got lots of those but we also have other types of funny redneck jokes. Some old, some new – either way great for a good laugh.

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi IF…

  • . . . you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer.
  • . . . you say "these are not the beers you are looking for."

Even More “You Might Be A Redneck If” Foxworthy Jokes

You Might Be a Redneck IF... (By Jeff Foxworthy)

. . . your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat.

More “You Might Be A Redneck If…” Jokes

You Might Be a Redneck IF...

. . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.

You Might Be a Redneck IF…

Note: This "Redneck Test" was taken from Jeff Foxworthy's 1997 Calendar. These, and all proceeding "You Might Be a Redneck If", jokes were written by him.

Alabama Exit Exam

The following questions are on the Alabama High School exit exam:

  1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
  2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False

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