Smart Redneck
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
Redneck Jokes - Page 5
You might be a redneck if… yea we’ve got lots of those but we also have other types of funny redneck jokes. Some old, some new – either way great for a good laugh.
Redneck Personal Hygiene
- Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
- If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
Things You’ll Never Catch A Redneck Saying
You won't ever hear a redneck say things like...
- I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
- Duct tape won't fix that.
Moonshining
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client.
Redneck Medical Dictionary
| Artery | The study of paintings. |
| Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria. |
| Barium | What doctors do when patients die. |
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