Things You’ll Never Catch A Redneck Saying
You won’t ever hear a redneck say things like…
- I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
- Duct tape won’t fix that.
Redneck Jokes - Page 5
You might be a redneck if… yea we’ve got lots of those but we also have other types of funny redneck jokes. Some old, some new - either way great for a good laugh.
Moonshining
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client.
Redneck Medical Dictionary
| Artery | The study of paintings. |
| Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria. |
| Barium | What doctors do when patients die. |
Lunch Time
An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”
Redneck Love Poem
Collards is green, my dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas.
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