Redneck Jokes - Page 3

You might be a redneck if… yea we’ve got lots of those but we also have other types of funny redneck jokes. Some old, some new – either way great for a good laugh.

Wild Alabama Party

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.

Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Redneck Say

1. I thought Grace land was tacky.

2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.

3. Do you think my hair is too big?

Redneck Barbie

Alittle funny redneck barbie pic. Hmmmmm… reminds me of home.

Redneck Barbie Doll

Zoo Sense

What’s the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?

On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin.

Won The Lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.”

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