This is one of our more sensitive categories. Racially motivated jokes, even gender and religious beliefs have a difficult life. We’ve had some nasty emails and threats too, not that we care. If you can’t laugh at racial jokes then you’re just uptight.
The Mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”
There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today’s work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs.
First of all, as a Southerner, it’s your duty to take your sweet time doing anything, which includes reading this joke (Yankee’s are always in a hurry). Call it a game if you wish, and it’s really fun to play when visiting “up North”. I’ve got family there, so this stuff really hits home.
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars laying around, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank to change them out.
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