Racial Jokes - Page 2

Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, “Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?”

Now this is funny. I’ll bet Dave Letterman gets some “flak” from the NAACP. Bet Race Pimps Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson are going nuts! From the Late Show (supposedly, this was sent in via email and that was the claim), the top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:

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Name: _______________________
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The Mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”