Man oh man, we’ve been collecting a bunch of short French jokes for quite some time now and I think it’s finally time to post them all. But seriously… raise your hand if you like the French? Ok, now raise both hands if you are French! Hey, it’s not like they didn’t have it coming!
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
Cohen and Levy were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Cohen,” asked Levy, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”
I don’t know,” Levy replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On his last day, he hail a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
Our apologies go out to Jeff Foxworthy for taking his Redneck jokes to the next level. This was sent to us via email by one of our troops in Iraq, as proof that even they can have a sense of humor during this time of war. So, without further ado we present…
