Political Jokes - Page 9

A little boy looks up at his father and asks, "Dad, what's politics?"

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. In conversation, he asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says she surround sherself with intelligent people, which helps her to make wise decisions. He asks how she knows if the people around her are intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

I bought a new Lincoln Aviator but had to return it to the dealer the next day because I couldn’t get the dang radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated, I just didn't know how to work it. He offered to show me how.

How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore and see what happens.