Political Jokes - Page 8

Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

We stayed up all night (for a few nights actaully) and snagged a few of the political jokes Jay Leno has been spouting off on the Tonight Show. This guy's a riot (or at least his writers are, heh). Bada bing!

George Bush has a heart attack, dies, and goes to hell where he's confronted by the devil. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list... but I don't have any room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm gonna to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you, I'll let one of them go but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide (since you are, afterall, the DECIDER) who leaves.

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars laying around, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank to change them out.