Political Jokes - Page 5

I think she's hot. Except for that droopy eye.

And what would a picture like this be worth if it wasn't accompanied by a Billary Joke? Ok, drumroll please...

Around 150 years or so ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator named Alan Pinkerton for protection - marking the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that date, Federal police authority has grown in depth, scope, and to a large number of multi-letter agencies - CID, OSI, NIS, FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. Recently, due in large part to the September 11th tragedy, we now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian (I forget his name, if anyone knows please tell us) who said he misses Bill Clinton. This is what he said:

This just in, hot off the presses. After a lengthy court battle and millions of dollars spent lobbying, the Supreme Court has ruled that there will not be a Nativity Scene in the United States capital this Christmas season.

Here we have President George W. Bush starting, once again, a new trend. Got a cupcake fetish? Just hungry? Poor, homeless, broke, whatever - this burger and cupcake joint offers free cupcakes if you tell them you hate Bush.