Political Jokes - Page 3

One of our most popular categories, especially during an election year! Enjoy political jokes about all sorts of topics and people. Presidents, candidates and pretty much everything in government and politics is mocked or joked about here.

Spread The Wealth

Congrats to Obama for winning the election, it's a great American turning point and there is alot of hope standing behind him. I hope he lives up to it, even though I didn't vote for him. I wonder how well it would have turned out for the Obama campaign though if both candidates had equal amounts of money to spend on advertising.

Bar Stool Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!

Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they're also getting more inventive...

Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Short Q&A Obama Jokes, ROFL

In the spirit of giving, we're gonna give you some more Obama Jokes... a flurry of Q&A shorties sure to leave you asking for more. Everyone will be laughing... except for Barack Obama, because that would be racist.

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