Ron Paul, a fiesty Texas Libertarian whose also a physician, has been campaigning for the United States presidency and is (currently) threatening to upend the battle for Republican nomination. While he’s been around forever, even placing 3rd in the 1988 Presidential election, still little is known about him. In classic F&J fashion, we’ll break the ice with a few Ron Paul jokes. Shall we begin?
One morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in D.C and his name is Jeff.”
One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to make a dollar) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had been a terrible cave in.
There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…