Political Jokes - Page 2

It doesn’t matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian (I forget his name, if anyone knows please tell us) who said he misses Bill Clinton. This is what he said:

This just in, hot off the presses. After a lengthy court battle and millions of dollars spent lobbying, the Supreme Court has ruled that there will not be a Nativity Scene in the United States capital this Christmas season.

Here we have President George W. Bush starting, once again, a new trend. Got a cupcake fetish? Just hungry? Poor, homeless, broke, whatever - this burger and cupcake joint offers free cupcakes if you tell them you hate Bush.

This guy is great, not only does a nice job impersonating President Bush, he also lays it down on former President Bill Clinton. If you don’t recognize him, he’s the one doing John Madden impersonations on Fox’s NFL Sundays.

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage, in front of a huge crowd. ‘Her Majesty’ and ‘His Holiness’, however, have seen it all before so to make it a little more interesting the senator says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in this crowd go wild?”