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(WASHINGTON D.C.) - Following an emergency meeting Thursday morning, Congress unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United States of America. The move was a reaction to the confusion and irregularities in the state's voting numbers that have totally disrupted the 2000 Presidential election. "This is the last straw," said Utah senator Orin Hatch. "First Elian Gonzales, now this."
A bus load of politicians...were driving down an old country road, when the bus they were in ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.
An Army General, a Marine General and a Navy Admiral are all sitting around discussing who's service is better and whose troops are more brave.
The Mr. and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom leans over and whispers something into the President's ear. As soon as he finishes, Mr. Clinton grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing.
"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?"
- Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
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