Political Jokes - Page 16

One of our most popular categories, especially during an election year! Enjoy political jokes about all sorts of topics and people. Presidents, candidates and pretty much everything in government and politics is mocked or joked about here.

How Government Works

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert, Congress said,"Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

God In Capital Hill

In today's political climate, the formulation of law does not follow a heavenly model. To illustrate how low we've sunk, here's how the Ten Commandments might have been developed if the process were governed by current political rules.

Dumb Bush Quotes

Top 50 Dumbest Things President George W. Bush said in his first term:

Democratic Beliefs

To Be A Democrat You Have To Believe That...

Virtually anyone can be a Democrat.  Just simply quit thinking and vote that way.  But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you rate.

Dear Blabby

Dear Aunt Blabby:
My husband is a lying cheat.He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his co-workers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs me for forgiveness. This has been going on for so long, I don't know what to do.

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