Political One Liners
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
A liar.
Political Jokes - Page 15
One of our most popular categories, especially during an election year! Enjoy political jokes about all sorts of topics and people. Presidents, candidates and pretty much everything in government and politics is mocked or joked about here.
Military Restroom
Two military guys go into a restroom. One is in the Navy and the other is a Marine. When they are done, the navy guy goes to the sink and starts to wash his hands, while the Marine starts to leave.
Military Acronyms
NAVY
N ever A gain V olunteer Y ourself
MARINE
M uscles A re R equired I ntelligence N ot E ssential
Lock Up The Livestock
A politician was campaigning in a rural area. Outside a ramshackle house, he saw a young man milking a cow.
Lingo Dictionary
Pentagon Buzz-Phrases
Essentially complete... It's half done.
We predict ... We hope to God!
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