Political Jokes - Page 14

One of our most popular categories, especially during an election year! Enjoy political jokes about all sorts of topics and people. Presidents, candidates and pretty much everything in government and politics is mocked or joked about here.

Scientific Achievment

It was a celebratory mood for the boys at NASA; they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime.

Republicans vs Democrats

How To Tell Republicans From Democrats

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.

Praying For a Bike

A little boy wanted $100 to buy a new bike, and his mother told him to pray to God for it.
He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up. Then he decided perhaps he should write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they opened it up and decided to send it to the President.

Politics Made Simple

Feudalism: You have two cows.  Your lord takes some of the milk.

Political Brains

A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display.

One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250.

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