Political Jokes - Page 13

One of our most popular categories, especially during an election year! Enjoy political jokes about all sorts of topics and people. Presidents, candidates and pretty much everything in government and politics is mocked or joked about here.

The Rabbit

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.  He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

Taliban Learning Texan

Afghanistan's Taliban leaders probably don't yet realize they are not only dealing with the world's most powerful country, but they've also made the unfortunate mistake of messing with a Texan.

Taliban Jokes

Q. What's the difference between Elvis and Osama Bin Laden?
A. Osama is a dead man!

Story of Creation

In the beginning, God created heaven and earth, shortly thereafter God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why he shouldn't be cited for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary planning permit for the project, but was stymied by a Cease and Desist Order for the earthly part.At the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the first place. He replied that he just liked to be creative.

Serving Your Country

Four boys were fishing. As their boat rounded a point on the lake, they saw a man thrashing in the water. With no hesitation, they jumped into the water and saved him.

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