Might Be a Democrat If…
You vote Democrat because it's easier than getting a job!
You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money. You've named your kids "Stardust" or "Moonbeam".
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You vote Democrat because it's easier than getting a job!
You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money. You've named your kids "Stardust" or "Moonbeam".
A seedy-looking man was sitting in the first row heckling the mayor as he delivered a lengthy speech.
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
A few day's after George W. Bush's inauguration, a man came up to the uniformed Marine on duty at the White House and said "I'd like to see President Clinton. The Marine politely answered "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president." The man said, "Oh, O.K." and walked away.
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.
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