Political Jokes - Page 11

One of our most popular categories, especially during an election year! Enjoy political jokes about all sorts of topics and people. Presidents, candidates and pretty much everything in government and politics is mocked or joked about here.

They Started Hanging Out After The Pole Melted

Seems like gas prices may not be the only thing on the rise thanks to global warming.

Polar Bears Guarding An Ice Machine

I Know The Answer, Sir!

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

So George Bush and Dick Cheney Are Talking

George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains "I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me."

Sharks Looking Foward To Global Warming

I suppose the cost of real estate in the ocean will be going up soon, that's good news for predators apparently.

Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years!

Gun Control

I don’t understand why they picked my house to burglarize?

A sign you’ll never see, a gun free family.

Yes sir, I do have a permit to keep and bear arms.

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