Political Jokes - Page 10

How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore and see what happens.

Seems like, because of his southern Texas draw, President Bush is often misheard. Let's explainify the Iraq sitiation so erryone can understood it:

Warefare has changed alot over the last few generations... gone are the days of bow and arrows, cannons, muzzle loaded guns, even rocket propelled grenades and sniper rifles are becoming out of date. What we need to do is go back to our roots, guerilla warefare for the next generation...

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Back in the day, Britain and France were at war with each other. During a particular battle, French soldiers captured an English Major. Taking the Major to their headquarters, a French general began to question him.