Political Jokes

I think it’s fair to say our world economy has caught somewhat of a Virus. In true F&J style, here’s a brief description of the many forms of economic viruses affecting the markets… and while you’re at it why don’t you make up your own virus in the comments section.

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I decided to marry my horse.

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

One summer afternoon, Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. After a long road trip, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas.