Small Business Bailout Plan

Loads of funny jokes – clean and dirty, doctors to lawyers, men and women jokes plus more. We’ve got a joke for pretty much all occassions. You can also browse our jokes by category from the right sidebar.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? This is a question that’s been at the forefront of discussion amongst the most prestigious scholars and lawmakers of the world. Finally, after getting them all together – the question has been answered.
Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, “Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?”
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!
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