Jokes - Page 40

Around 150 years or so ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator named Alan Pinkerton for protection - marking the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that date, Federal police authority has grown in depth, scope, and to a large number of multi-letter agencies - CID, OSI, NIS, FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. Recently, due in large part to the September 11th tragedy, we now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."

There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape.

The little camel went to his mother and asked, "Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?" She looked on him lovingly and replied, "You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there's sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye on one another so that we don't get lost."

Ok, I gotta admit - I've never heard of Captain Falcon until today. Apparently he's a mysterious F-Zero racer who made a comeback in Super Smash Bros. A recent comment posted by "Bob" in the Chuck Norris Facts post (which by the way has 272 comments... yikes) peaked my interest so, in respect to Jack Bauer and Mr. T (and thanks to Bob) we know have Captain Falcon Facts. Or C. Falcon, or Capt. Falcon, or whatever you want to call him.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them... grabs some sliced limes and eats them... then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.