Jokes - Page 4


Lion vs Little Girl… And A Christian

A man is walking through the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front the little girl’s screaming parents.

How To Win A Fight Against Twenty Children

I’m not going to ask why you’re fighting twenty children. That’s your own business, although most reasons are as old as time itself (note: this was originally posted on cracked.com - it was just too good NOT to post it):

A Cuckoo Of A Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’

Embarrassing Medical Exams (Submitted By Doctors)

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’

Ooh! Some Good Short Jokes!

Oh man these are good. Thanks to all our readers who sent in jokes for us to post, we’ve been saving these shorties up until we had enough to post a few at once. Bon appetite! PS - if you trash these like you did the last time… I’ll… I’ll… post some more! Don’t tempt me!