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How To Say “I Love You” In Different Languages

I Love You. Three magical words that lead to many great, and not so great, moments in life. In case you were wondering, a user submitted his version of ”I LOVE YOU” in a variety of languages.

Obsessed Mothers And Their Children

A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” the doctor observed.

And God Said “Let There Be Bridge”

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”

Amazing Story Of Man and Elephant

In 1988, Steve Jennings was on vacation in Australia after graduating from Southeastern University. During a hike through the Outback, he came across a young elephant standing with one leg raised in the air as if it was in pain.

Dead Presidents

George W. Bush, distraught over his worsening approval rating, was jogging through Washington in search of inspiration. Taking a break upon reaching the Washington Monument, he looks up for guidance and says, “George, you were one of our greatest Presidents, what should I do?”