Drunk Thief
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
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Driving Through Texas
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
Three Little Pigs
There were three pigs.
The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
Strongest Man
Three guys were talking in the local bar. The manager was so sure that its bouncer was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.
Good Reason
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
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