Gay Bar Blues
A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me eight double vodkas."
Jokes - Page 199
Loads of funny jokes – clean and dirty, doctors to lawyers, men and women jokes plus more. We’ve got a joke for pretty much all occassions. You can also browse our jokes by category from the right sidebar.
Fight Like a Man
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
Beer for Geeks
DOS Beer:
Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz can, but now comes in a 16-oz can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2-oz each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available.
Bar Names
A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
50 Bucks
An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."
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