Jokes - Page 192

Confucious once say:

There are 4 major forms of communication:

Telephone, Television, Internet, and Telling a Woman.

A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says "Darling, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

It was Sunday morning when Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go nail the first deer of the season.

Suzie was standing over her husbands deathbed, andas she held his hand her warm tears ran down her cheeks and splashed onto her sleeping husbands face. Her tears awakened him.