One Liner Jokes - Page 9

When you're dating... Farting is never an issue.
When you're married... You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

Gas prices seem to have been skyrocketing in recent years. I remember when gas was $0.70 a gallon (and I'm not that old), now it costs $80 to fill up an SUV. Here's a few gas related one liners to bust off next time you're complaining about it at the pump...

This is for all the youngsters out there. Some of you aren't as experienced with the 'real world' as we adults are. Therefore, we've got a few tips for you - some are better than others but they're all quite important. Take notes, live and learn, and... oh yea... don't feed the animals.

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.