One Liner Jokes - Page 8

I realized that we didn't have any lightbulb jokes posted here at F&J, so I figured... let's post some! Below are a few funny ones we found - some passed around via email, some sent to us, some we found surfing the net. Enjoy!

We've all been there, being so broke that at Christmas all you could exchange were glances. Stuff like that you remember a lifetime. Just in case you don't know if you're broke, here are some ways to tell...

Today, as I sit here in my office, I realize I'm getting older. Not terribly old, but definately older today than I was yesterday. As I sit here and ponder thoughts like "with age comes wisdom" and "aging like a fine wine", one can't help but to think negative thoughts like...

For those that don't know, being the boss is a tough job. Expectations, requirations (is that even a word?), etc. - really hard work and stuff. If you didn't already know, here's the 10 major differences between you (the worker) and your (wonderful) boss.

When you're dating... Farting is never an issue.
When you're married... You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.