How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.
Let's face it. Men don't know anything about women. We sometimes claim to, but they're so damn complicated there's no telling what they're thinking or what they want. With the help of a large pool of people (however many would fit in the shallow end), we answer the age old question of how to a impress a woman (the man part was thrown in for good measure).
Picture this, you're pushing a buggy down your local Wal-Mart and some kid comes up next to you and asks for some Grey Poupon, or you spy someone trying to put a Kit-Kat on layaway! Below you'll find fifty fun things to do at Wal-Mart, either for fun or to annoy someone. Brilliant!
Being a man myself, I've learned in my 27 long years that there are many different types of restroom users. You've seen them, the guy entirely too busy to notice that he's taking a leak on himself or the guy that sticks half his body inside the wall urinal so nobody else can see him. Well, now you know what they're called.
The following is a list of twenty new error messages planned for Microsoft Vista. High tech systems call for high tech error messages, those at Micro$oft hope that these solutions are detailed enough to work out your problem while being simple enough to understand.
Here are some tell-tale signs it's gonna be a bad day. If any of these things happen, DO NOT leave the house. Crawl back into bed and start over again tomorrow.
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