How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.
One of the best things about eating Chinese food is the fortune cookie you get at the end of your meal. Often insightful, normally we get stuff like "You will succeed through your charm and personality." Well, not today! Here are some funny (or unlucky) fortunes you hope you will (or never) open.
The following are quotes picked out from The Simpsons TV show. Homer, the father character in the cartoon, isn't known for being particularly witty but we managed to put together some of his best wisdom over the years. Kinda gives you a whole new respect for the "Doh!" guy.
It could have been worse. That's pretty much my motto when stuff gets bad. Just when I think things can't possibly go more wrong, they do. Remember that.
Ok, probably not that appropriate but postworthy nonetheless. Here are some famous celebrities and an idea of what their obituaries might just say. Is it bad that I think some of them are funny?
Seriously, these are some really bad jokes. Dunno why I'm even posting them, other than to say I did. This reminds me of the cheesy stuff we used to pass around back in 2nd grade or something, ahhh... memories. At any rate, these are pretty much the worst jokes I could find. Enjoy! .... or maybe not.
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