Poker One-Liners
Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
One Liner Jokes - Page 5
How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.
Who’s Yo Daddy?
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or to put it another way... Who's Yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines
Alright ladies, I admit... men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I've ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents - feel free to add your own in the comments section.
Funny Quotes
How about some funny quotes from some famous people? What's your favorite? Do you have more to add? Post them in the comments section!
Fun With Cops
So you're bored? How about some games you can play with your local law enforcement? Bonus points if you can do any of these without getting hit over the head with a nightstick. Double bonus if you can do all of these without getting the death penalty.
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