The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing “father’s details;” or to put it another way… Who’s Yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
Alright ladies, I admit… men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I’ve ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents - feel free to add your own in the comments section.
How about some funny quotes from some famous people? What’s your favorite? Do you have more to add? Post them in the comments section!
So you’re bored? How about some games you can play with your local law enforcement? Bonus points if you can do any of these without getting hit over the head with a nightstick. Double bonus if you can do all of these without getting the death penalty.
One of the best things about eating Chinese food is the fortune cookie you get at the end of your meal. Often insightful, normally we get stuff like “You will succeed through your charm and personality.” Well, not today! Here are some funny (or unlucky) fortunes you hope you will (or never) open.
