One Liner Jokes - Page 4

How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.

Church Bulletin Bloopers

The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers that were posted. Goes well with the funny church signs we posted earlier. Those were on purpose, were these?

Top 10 Corniest Redneck Pickup Lines

Our last set of pickup lines received such a good response, I figure we'd throw out the top 10 corniest Redneck pickup lines we could find. Here they are in no particular order and, as always, feel free to add your own : )

You Know You’re Living In 2007 When…

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

Top 10 Signs You Joined A Cheap HMO

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."

Words Of Wisdom

Wisdom is best defined as the ability to judge what is true and right, to have common sense and good judgement. Unfortunately, there's not much of that going aroud these days. Common sense just isn't that common anymore. Here are some excellent words of wisdom, good judgment that comes from knowledge and experience in life.

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