How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.
Our last set of pickup lines received such a good response, I figure we'd throw out the top 10 corniest Redneck pickup lines we could find. Here they are in no particular order and, as always, feel free to add your own : )
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
Wisdom is best defined as the ability to judge what is true and right, to have common sense and good judgement. Unfortunately, there's not much of that going aroud these days. Common sense just isn't that common anymore. Here are some excellent words of wisdom, good judgment that comes from knowledge and experience in life.
Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
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