One Liner Jokes - Page 3

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor’s office include, “take a left when you enter the trailer park.”

Wisdom is best defined as the ability to judge what is true and right, to have common sense and good judgement. Unfortunately, there’s not much of that going aroud these days. Common sense just isn’t that common anymore. Here are some excellent words of wisdom, good judgment that comes from knowledge and experience in life.

Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing “father’s details;” or to put it another way… Who’s Yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.