One Liner Jokes - Page 3

Pretty bored so I've decided to go through some of the silly puns I have lying around my desk. Hmm, let's see... A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop." Doh! That sucks. No wait, here are some better ones...

In response to the overwhelming popularity of our Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer facts, we now give you... dun dun dun... Mr. T Facts.  This dude is bad, but batter than Chuck and Jack? Seems like all the cool kids are getting their own facts, what about us? Eh, at any rate... I pity the fool who reads all of these.

This is going to make me feel old (eek). This kind of stuff was supposed to be reserved for my parents, now it's getting written for my generation. Not cool, I'm still young at heart though. Heh. At any rate, you might have been a child in the 80's if any of the following applies to you...

In case you ever get these two environments confused, this should clear things up a bit. Now, aren't you glad to be free?

Next time you're on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.