One Liner Jokes - Page 3

How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.

Mr. T Facts

In response to the overwhelming popularity of our Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer facts, we now give you… dun dun dun… Mr. T Facts.  This dude is bad, but batter than Chuck and Jack? Seems like all the cool kids are getting their own facts, what about us? Eh, at any rate… I pity the fool who reads all of these.

You Might be a Child of the 80’s If…

This is going to make me feel old (eek). This kind of stuff was supposed to be reserved for my parents, now it’s getting written for my generation. Not cool, I’m still young at heart though. Heh. At any rate, you might have been a child in the 80’s if any of the following applies to you…

Prison vs Work

In case you ever get these two environments confused, this should clear things up a bit. Now, aren’t you glad to be free?

20 Fun Things To Do On An Elevator While Bored

Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.

Church Bulletin Bloopers

The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers that were posted. Goes well with the funny church signs we posted earlier. Those were on purpose, were these?

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