One Liners 31-40
Q: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A: Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup.
One Liner Jokes - Page 12
How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.
One Liners 21-30
Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A: Goes-in-tight!
One Liners 11-20
Q: What arr they gonna do to Micheal Jackson when he dies?
A: Burn his plastic body down and turn him into little toys so kids can play with HIM for a change!
One Liners 1-10
Q: Whats green and smells of pork?
A: Kermits finger!
Q: Where does Saddam Husane keep his C.D's?
A: In "a-rack".
Men Are Like…
Men are like a fine wine... They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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