One Liner Jokes - Page 12

How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.

One Liners 41-50

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud

Q: What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
A: Humphreys

One Liners 31-40

Q: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A: Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup.

One Liners 21-30

Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A: Goes-in-tight!

One Liners 11-20

Q: What arr they gonna do to Micheal Jackson when he dies?
A: Burn his plastic body down and turn him into little toys so kids can play with HIM for a change!

One Liners 1-10

Q: Whats green and smells of pork?
A: Kermits finger!

Q: Where does Saddam Husane keep his C.D's?
A: In "a-rack".

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