One Liners 91-100
Q: How Do You Catch A Unique bird?
A: Unique Up On It.
Q: How Do You Catch A Tame bird?
A: Tame Way, Unique Up On It .
How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.
Q: How Do You Catch A Unique bird?
A: Unique Up On It.
Q: How Do You Catch A Tame bird?
A: Tame Way, Unique Up On It .
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A: The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard.
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