One Liner Jokes - Page 11

How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.

One Liners 91-100

Q: How Do You Catch A Unique bird?
A: Unique Up On It.

Q: How Do You Catch A Tame bird?
A: Tame Way, Unique Up On It .

One Liners 81-90

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

One Liners 71-80

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

One Liners 61-70

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

One Liners 51-60

Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A: The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard.

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