Funny News Headlines (These Are Real)
The following headlines were actually printed in newpapers. The irony in some of these is absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes akward). Check them out...
One Liner Jokes - Page 10
How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.
Random Thoughts
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You Might Be A Ricer If…
Figured this would go well with the Anti-Ricer Compilation. For all you ricers out there, you know who you are! And, if you don't, now you do. You might be a ricer if...
Political One Liners
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
A liar.
One Liners 101-110
Q: What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A: A Stick.
Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
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