Random Thoughts
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
One Liner Jokes - Page 10
How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.
You Might Be A Ricer If…
Figured this would go well with the Anti-Ricer Compilation. For all you ricers out there, you know who you are! And, if you don't, now you do. You might be a ricer if...
Political One Liners
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
A liar.
One Liners 101-110
Q: What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A: A Stick.
Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
One Liners 91-100
Q: How Do You Catch A Unique bird?
A: Unique Up On It.
Q: How Do You Catch A Tame bird?
A: Tame Way, Unique Up On It .
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