One Liner Jokes

I love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you'll find in this post. I'm sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done...

Ahh, SMS... the little Short Message Service we can't live without. Text messages, you know... kind of like twitter but on your phone. Who else sends more than 10 of these a day? I've got a friend that averages 1 SMS sent/received every 35 seconds according to his last bill. Crazy. Well, at any rate, here are some popular SMS jokes to help you waste everybody's time and annoy your friends.

Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list.

Confucius is wise, in fact we'd be much wiser taking his advice. Below are the top 15 Confucius sayings, otherwise known as his famous analects. While there are literally hundreds or thousands of them, most probably made up - we've picked our favorites.

I was a  big fan of the Simpson's, can you believe how long the show has been around? Everyone has their favorite characters, but mine is definately Homer. This guy says the funniest (and often completely true) things. Here is a list of the all time best Homer Simpson quotes ever.