Do you have a fear of standing alone at your company party with nobody to talk to and no way to break the ice? Have no fear, F&J is here! Here’s a quick and dirty arsenal of one-liner jokes that are sure to make you the life of the party. Rest assured that nobody will still be talking to you when you’re done spouting these beauties off.... [read the rest]
One Liner Jokes
How about a few short jokes? We threw these together in lumps so that all our jokes would just be short one-liners. We did a pretty good job of it too, so enjoy our one liner jokes collection.
I love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you’ll find in this post. I’m sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done…... [read the rest]
Ahh, SMS… the little Short Message Service we can’t live without. Text messages, you know… kind of like twitter but on your phone. Who else sends more than 10 of these a day? I’ve got a friend that averages 1 SMS sent/received every 35 seconds according to his last bill. Crazy. Well, at any rate, here are some popular SMS jokes to help you waste everybody’s time and annoy your friends.... [read the rest]
Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list.... [read the rest]
Confucius is wise, in fact we’d be much wiser taking his advice. Below are the top 15 Confucius sayings, otherwise known as his famous analects. While there are literally hundreds or thousands of them, most probably made up – we’ve picked our favorites.... [read the rest]
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