One Liner Jokes

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Happy Haloween! Figured we’d throw out a few one-liners to demostrate our holiday spirit!

• What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.

I’ve always been a pretty big fan of those “What would you get if you crossed an <whatever> with a <whatever>” type jokes, and in light of all the company mergers going on recently (world domination?), I wondered what it’d be like if some of the bigger corporations joined forces… company mergers if you will…

Pretty bored so I’ve decided to go through some of the silly puns I have lying around my desk. Hmm, let’s see… A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a beer, and a mop.” Doh! That sucks. No wait, here are some better ones…

In response to the overwhelming popularity of our Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer facts, we now give you… dun dun dun… Mr. T Facts.  This dude is bad, but batter than Chuck and Jack? Seems like all the cool kids are getting their own facts, what about us? Eh, at any rate… I pity the fool who reads all of these.