Sorry dudes, but we’ve got to be fair. We’ve got the female jokes, so we’ve got to throw in a few funny male / men jokes too – just to keep things balanced. You understand, right?
Being a man myself, I've learned in my 27 long years that there are many different types of restroom users. You've seen them, the guy entirely too busy to notice that he's taking a leak on himself or the guy that sticks half his body inside the wall urinal so nobody else can see him. Well, now you know what they're called.
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" he asked.
When you catch a guy glancing at you, he's actually wondering what you look like naked.
1. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
4. But it still works, right?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
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