Sorry dudes, but we’ve got to be fair. We’ve got the female jokes, so we’ve got to throw in a few funny male / men jokes too – just to keep things balanced. You understand, right?
One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don't know what it's like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we're not as mysterious as women, there's still some things you need to know. Your man may just be too scared to tell you, so F&J is gonna do it for them. Yep that's us, standing up for men's rights everywhere. wOOt.
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the bar, so one night he took her along.
Alright, this goes against every male sperm in my body but, by popular request, it's got to be posted. Seems there's a rumor going around that we're sexist (maybe she meant to say sexy), but at any rate we're going to be burying that rumor right now (not the one about being sexy). Eh, lost a bit of my manhood on this one.
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