Divorced Barbie
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
Male Jokes - Page 3
Sorry dudes, but we’ve got to be fair. We’ve got the female jokes, so we’ve got to throw in a few funny male / men jokes too – just to keep things balanced. You understand, right?
Men Are Great Listeners
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. What should I do?"
Restroom Conversation
So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying "'Hi, how are you?"
Paying The Rent
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
Journey On A Train Carriage
As awkward as it was to share a train carriage with a male stranger, one woman decided to not let it bother her.
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