Divorced Barbie
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
Sorry dudes, but we’ve got to be fair. We’ve got the female jokes, so we’ve got to throw in a few funny male / men jokes too – just to keep things balanced. You understand, right?
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. What should I do?"
So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying "'Hi, how are you?"
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
As awkward as it was to share a train carriage with a male stranger, one woman decided to not let it bother her.
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