Blowjob Etiquette
BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE FOR MEN - kindly written by a woman
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
Male Jokes - Page 17
Sorry dudes, but we’ve got to be fair. We’ve got the female jokes, so we’ve got to throw in a few funny male / men jokes too – just to keep things balanced. You understand, right?
Best Prostitute
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.
Bear It From Behind
There once was a bear hunter who was having no luck in finding his quarry. All at once, he felt a tap on his shoulder from behind. It was a huge grizzly bear.
And God Created Man
And God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And it was good.
Abe the Lover
Old Man John sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He's wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard.
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