A Million Dicks
A man walks up to a lady and says if there where a million dicks all around you, how many would you choke on?
Male Jokes - Page 12
Sorry dudes, but we’ve got to be fair. We’ve got the female jokes, so we’ve got to throw in a few funny male / men jokes too – just to keep things balanced. You understand, right?
Things Men Will Never Say
I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
Men vs Women
RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots' Then she will get on with her life.
Men Know…
Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.
Men Are Like…
Men are like a fine wine... They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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