Sorry dudes, but we’ve got to be fair. We’ve got the female jokes, so we’ve got to throw in a few funny male / men jokes too – just to keep things balanced. You understand, right?
In room 904 was a newlywed couple who had never had sex, indeed had never seen each other nude. As they undressed, he complimented her on her large breasts. She, who had always been embarrassed about them, became distraught. She sent him, blanket in hand, to spend the night in the hall. He was upset, but, not wishing to further upset their wedding night, did as he was told.
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
A man walks into a pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy."
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius!
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have enough time.
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