Top Male Occupations
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
Male Jokes - Page 10
Sorry dudes, but we’ve got to be fair. We’ve got the female jokes, so we’ve got to throw in a few funny male / men jokes too – just to keep things balanced. You understand, right?
Smoking
A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and the man was always after his wife to quit smoking.
Silly Puddy
A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.
Scottish Talents
A Scottish old timer (Jeremy Saxton at 65) in Scotland was sitting in a bar, talking to a young man. "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me Saxton-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."
Relationship Tips
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
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