Male Jokes

Sorry dudes, but we’ve got to be fair. We’ve got the female jokes, so we’ve got to throw in a few funny male / men jokes too – just to keep things balanced. You understand, right?

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I’m contemplating having a vasectomy, you know… the “removing” of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won’t be cutting on my balls anytime soon – but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you’re in the same mood I am. We’ll call him “Bill” and this is his story.

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What Would You Do?

A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He’s riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver.

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Something Special For His Birthday

It was Jim’s birthday, and he was considered to be an “old man” by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim’s friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

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Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

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What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you’re married, you can imagine what he’s probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

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